What is the best strip club in Miami? I say Take One Lounge. Yeah, Diamonds got the classy ladies, and going to Coco’s is like going to a regular night club added the ass. But I like those scarred up dancers. Make you call them a bitch type chicks.

Miami is a haven for gentlemen’s clubs; you can’t even put a number on it. From the moment you enter Dade County from the North until you reach the gators of the Everglades, the booty is limitless!

So I’m asking the world. Or anybody who has experienced this part of Miami. What club is the best?

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Natasha

Club Lexx (formerly Rolexx) on 27th Ave and 119 St NW is probably the most famous strip club in the world. Founded in the late 70s, in part by Miami mogul P Man Sam Silvasteen, this place is legendary and still continues to be somewhat a tourist attraction for the city. When you walk in there, you can smell the heat radiating off the hard working women and the dollars that rain on stage.

What about Tootsies? The building is as big as a 20 screen cinema with stages occupied by women from every race, color or creed. Diversity and atmosphere define this spot. You’ll know your close when driving down Miami Gardens drive and see the big signs letting you know you are in Tootsie Land.

NMB’s Diamonds and Coco’s in North Miami go hard too. In these clubs you are going to find regular club going ladies that show up for the good music, food and fun. Everyone is dancing like at a party. The perk is that there are also fully naked women walking around, ready to give you the lap dance of your life.

Oh, but Take One? That is the spot. In the heart of Little Haiti on NE 79th St, this place will never let you down. It is small and intimate, but the females are raw! The DJ plays all the right songs to get the ladies working until the sunrises. Lap dances for the 5? No cover? What? I’m there every night!

The Mint Lounge, Foxxy Lady and Club VIP get it in too. The truth is, there are just too many strip clubs in Miami for one to visit them all. No matter what you like – tall, short, thick, skinny, black, white, Latina, whatever – Miami has just the place for you.

And everyone has their taste. So again. The big question; for ladies too: What Miami strip club is the best?